I Don't care at all .

1. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.

2. I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours

3. I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice

4. I still don’t understand instagram, but here I am.

5. Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going

6. At last I graduated…….Now thermometer is not the only thing in the world having degrees without brains

7. Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.

8. Spreading smiles like they’re herpes

9. A Nomad in search for the perfect burger. Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you wont like me

10. Contributing To Entropy Since 1992.

11. Everyone on this earth is self-centered, the difference is the radius.

12. Life F#ck$d me , Now Its My Turn

13. People of my age are busy with Relation, break up, heart break, patch ups and I am still figuring out a way to wake up before 10 am.

14. I am so poor,i cant even pay attention.

15. I am not on Instagram. Go do something useful.

16. The best of me is yet to come

17. There are two kinds of people in this world… And I don´t like them

18. Can bob the builder fix my bad attitude?

19. Professional procrastinator

20. Analogue at birth, digital by design

21. Someday, there’s going to be an updated version of me.

22. That awkward moment when fails to recognize your own photo on the Instagram.